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A spectacularly unnecessary self-inflicted controversy caused by making a decision, immediately regretting it, demanding the decision be reversed, and then requiring an unprecedented level of investigation, legal argument, historical research and democratic consultation to determine whether you are, in fact, allowed to change your mind.
Mate, you’ve spent hours arguing the rules, called for a vote, changed your tip after all the drama, and then watched your new team lose anyway. What an absolute Hatchjob.”
Hatchjob by Witchlocator August 20, 2026
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Hatch Job 

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.
This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.
Hatch Job by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021
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HanchJob 

When you give a hand job with ranch dressing( receivers choice )
All the boys got a HanchJob camping last weekend
HanchJob by Whatrukus June 29, 2022
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