Definitions by Witchlocator
Hatchjob
A spectacularly unnecessary self-inflicted controversy caused by making a decision, immediately regretting it, demanding the decision be reversed, and then requiring an unprecedented level of investigation, legal argument, historical research and democratic consultation to determine whether you are, in fact, allowed to change your mind.
“Mate, you’ve spent hours arguing the rules, called for a vote, changed your tip after all the drama, and then watched your new team lose anyway. What an absolute Hatchjob.”
Hatchjob by Witchlocator August 20, 2026
Deanod
To present the illusion that everything is under control and sorted however, with closer investigation it is established the actual state of affairs is in total disarray and disheveled.
How did Jack go with that big job?
It looked like it was done really well until the boss did a little digging. Turns out Jack absolutely ‘deanod’ it. The boss wasn’t happy.
It looked like it was done really well until the boss did a little digging. Turns out Jack absolutely ‘deanod’ it. The boss wasn’t happy.
Deanod by Witchlocator May 5, 2023