Harvey Mudd

A small college on the outskirts of Los Angeles that only the geekiest kids get into. If you want a kick-ass Math/Science/Engineering without the Harvard-like elitist attitudes of MIT and Caltech, go to Harvey Mudd.

Harvey Mudd Student: "I masturbate to math problems every night."

Harvey Mudd by VandyDude May 21, 2007

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Harvey Mudd

One of the most amazing smart person's colleges in the United States. It competes with Caltech and MIT in virtually all technical subject areas.

It is 2nd only (PhD prod.) to Caltech in: Physics, CS, Sciences/Engineering, Math.

It is 1st in Chemistry and Physical Sciences...and eighth in Biological sciences.

It is currently ranked 2nd, overall.

It was the last USA school to win the international programming competition. (1997) Last year, the USA's top rankings were a 3-way tie for 17th place.

School size: 670 students.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. APPLY.

1. Ohhh shoooot...your friend got into Harvey Mudd College? Wow!

2. Yeah, you're amazingly smart. You're going to go to Harvey Mudd or something.

3. Dude, Harvey Mudd's parties are da bomb!

Harvey Mudd by OJG July 14, 2005

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because i want an ugly campus, genius classmates, and NOT CALTECH (... and MIT?)

I love Harvey Mudd, it's just better than Caltech. I'm sorry, Dr. Feynman.

harvey mudd by JustCallMeZ. September 18, 2023

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Harvey Mudd College

1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."

"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"

Harvey Mudd College by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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