Harvey Mudd 

A small college on the outskirts of Los Angeles that only the geekiest kids get into. If you want a kick-ass Math/Science/Engineering without the Harvard-like elitist attitudes of MIT and Caltech, go to Harvey Mudd.

Harvey Mudd Student: "I masturbate to math problems every night."

Harvey Mudd by VandyDude May 21, 2007

Harvey Mudd 

One of the most amazing smart person's colleges in the United States. It competes with Caltech and MIT in virtually all technical subject areas.

It is 2nd only (PhD prod.) to Caltech in: Physics, CS, Sciences/Engineering, Math.

It is 1st in Chemistry and Physical Sciences...and eighth in Biological sciences.

It is currently ranked 2nd, overall.

It was the last USA school to win the international programming competition. (1997) Last year, the USA's top rankings were a 3-way tie for 17th place.

School size: 670 students.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. APPLY.

1. Ohhh shoooot...your friend got into Harvey Mudd College? Wow!

2. Yeah, you're amazingly smart. You're going to go to Harvey Mudd or something.

3. Dude, Harvey Mudd's parties are da bomb!

Harvey Mudd by OJG July 14, 2005

harvey mudd 

because i want an ugly campus, genius classmates, and NOT CALTECH (... and MIT?)

I love Harvey Mudd, it's just better than Caltech. I'm sorry, Dr. Feynman.

harvey mudd by JustCallMeZ. September 18, 2023

Harvey Mudd College

1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."

"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"

Harvey Mudd College by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019