Harvey Mudd

A small college on the outskirts of Los Angeles that only the geekiest kids get into. If you want a kick-ass Math/Science/Engineering without the Harvard-like elitist attitudes of MIT and Caltech, go to Harvey Mudd.

Harvey Mudd Student: "I masturbate to math problems every night."

Harvey Mudd by VandyDude May 21, 2007

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Harvey Mudd

One of the most amazing smart person's colleges in the United States. It competes with Caltech and MIT in virtually all technical subject areas.

It is 2nd only (PhD prod.) to Caltech in: Physics, CS, Sciences/Engineering, Math.

It is 1st in Chemistry and Physical Sciences...and eighth in Biological sciences.

It is currently ranked 2nd, overall.

It was the last USA school to win the international programming competition. (1997) Last year, the USA's top rankings were a 3-way tie for 17th place.

School size: 670 students.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT. APPLY.

1. Ohhh shoooot...your friend got into Harvey Mudd College? Wow!

2. Yeah, you're amazingly smart. You're going to go to Harvey Mudd or something.

3. Dude, Harvey Mudd's parties are da bomb!

Harvey Mudd by OJG July 14, 2005

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harvey mudd

because i want an ugly campus, genius classmates, and NOT CALTECH (... and MIT?)

I love Harvey Mudd, it's just better than Caltech. I'm sorry, Dr. Feynman.

harvey mudd by JustCallMeZ. September 18, 2023

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Harvey Mudd College

1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."

"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"

Harvey Mudd College by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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