harry morgan

this is someone who is a simp they are also very ugly. they look like a fish and also have no friends at all

you are being such a harry morgan today

by harrymorgan April 6, 2020

Harry Morgan

A Harry Morgan is a person who as an incredibly symmetrical penis and someone who shoved thermonuclear bombs inside their ass.

See that guy there, yeah he’s a Harry Morgan

by Keith17381 April 25, 2020

Harry morgan

Is very handsome and a kind harted lad
He likes to have a laugh with his friends and family

Harry morgan is a nice person

by Fanny_muncher March 2, 2021

Hairy Morgan

A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.

She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan

by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010

john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020