Harris Academy Merton

This is most definitely the shittest, wettest and neakiest school in South. The school is full of pakis that just focus on education and every single person that is in this school is wet. They think they are elite because Ramz went to there school. I left from the livest school in south to arrive to the shittest sixth form in south. I am now depressed everyday when I go to school. Someone please save me from this tired school.

Boy: What school dyu go to?
Friend: I go to Harris Academy Merton
Boy: YOURE A NERD U WET GUY HAHAHAHA

Harris Academy Merton by Scuttyyy123 January 15, 2020

Harris Academy Merton

a school based in the mitcham (CR4) postcode thats known for putting down kids with a head teacher who doesn’t do her job…not to mention the main gang called “pollards hill” they groom kids.

girl:why does that person look depressed
boy:i don’t know they probably go harris academy merton

Harris Academy Merton by Kevin Kalenda May 15, 2021

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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