Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

Two women that acknowledge that they have shared intimately the same man and remain on good terms.

Maria and Andrea slept with the same guy, ending with the unspoken bond of harpoon sisters, and still maintain a friendship.

by Supernova91 January 26, 2014

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.

That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!

by Dockerz March 30, 2017

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 3, 2010

A prolonged distance where one must travel fast to avoid harpoons that are fired at them.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022