harlon

a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.

oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him

by fakenamebitcheshaha October 15, 2009

harlon

harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.

"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"

by harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 20, 2022

harlon

1.n fat
2.n greasy
3. halo nerd

harlon your such a fat greasy fuck quit freaking on halo

by 7-up January 16, 2009

Dirty Harlon

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.

He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.

by Dingobub June 24, 2020

Harlon

An intensley hot man

He is like Harlon

by penockesick April 27, 2025

harlon

cool nigga 🤷🏾 ♂️ not much to say but hes passive aggresive, handsome, and cool

omg harlon 🥰 i want him so bad

by hiniggaitsme November 19, 2023