harlon 

a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.

oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him

harlon by fakenamebitcheshaha October 15, 2009

harlon 

harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.

"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"

harlon by harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr April 20, 2022

harlon 

1.n fat
2.n greasy
3. halo nerd

harlon your such a fat greasy fuck quit freaking on halo

harlon by 7-up January 16, 2009

harlon 

cool nigga 🤷🏾 ♂️ not much to say but hes passive aggresive, handsome, and cool

omg harlon 🥰 i want him so bad

harlon by hiniggaitsme November 19, 2023

Harlon 

An intensley hot man

He is like Harlon

Harlon by penockesick April 27, 2025

Dirty Harlon 

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.

He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.

Dirty Harlon by Dingobub June 24, 2020

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010