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Harlond is pretty retarted,but sometimes Harlond can be smart.Harlond is a funny guy who is easy to get to know kinda guy.
Harlond is pretty retarted,but sometimes Harlond can be smart.Harlond. us a funny guy who is easy to get to know kinda guy.
Harlond by Harlond May 13, 2018
An artistic poetic misunderstood depressed pussy magnet
That guy Harland is really a pussy magnet
Harland by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018
A man who doesn't take crap from anyone. Keeps to himself for the most part but don't let the quietness fool you, the guy will snap in a New York second. Brutally honest, comes off as a grouch but is actually a pretty laid back, cool individual once you get to know him. Blessed with a golden penis and godly stroke that'll make a Nun want some.
Harmond is the realest of them all
Harmond by 3pacshakur March 27, 2017

Harland Sanders 

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.
let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Harland Sanders by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Harland Williams 

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.
Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.
Harland Williams by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006

Dirty Harlon 

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.
He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.
Dirty Harlon by Dingobub June 24, 2020
a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.
oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him
harlon by fakenamebitcheshaha October 15, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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