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Harland by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018
A man who doesn't take crap from anyone. Keeps to himself for the most part but don't let the quietness fool you, the guy will snap in a New York second. Brutally honest, comes off as a grouch but is actually a pretty laid back, cool individual once you get to know him. Blessed with a golden penis and godly stroke that'll make a Nun want some.
Harmond is the realest of them all
Harmond by 3pacshakur March 27, 2017

Harland Sanders 

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.
let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Harland Sanders by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Harland Williams 

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.
Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.
Harland Williams by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006

Dirty Harlon 

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.
He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.
Dirty Harlon by Dingobub June 24, 2020
a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.
oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him
harlon by fakenamebitcheshaha October 15, 2009