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Harley D 

This person can be very annoying and obsessive and a lil bitch and can be jealous .However don’t listen to anything he says that’s bad as he don’t mean it, and he’s always sorry. Forgive him as he cares and don’t want to on bad terms with you
The word “Harley D means he will stop being a dick and talk to you about other stuff, you need to forgive him first, he will focus on talking to you just because your amazing”
Harley D by HHDeeg03 October 11, 2019
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Getting Harley'd 

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against
Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."

Harley Douchebag 

A guy who thinks that just because he's bought a Harley, it makes him cool and tough.
Frank is a cool guy until he gets around his Harley, then he turns into a right Harley Douchebag.
Harley Douchebag by Ljamc May 18, 2012

Harley Davidson 

The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower
Wow that Harley Davidson is as loud as a semi, too bad it doesn't have the horsepower to get itself up that hill!

the Harley Davidson 

whilst your partner is on all fours, you insert your thumb into their starfish. Once this is done, you rotate your wrist in a manor which resembles the throttle of a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
So I was banging this chick doggy style last night, and she gushed great volumes when I gave her the Harley Davidson
the Harley Davidson by JAFCO December 14, 2011

harley donkey 

when you tie someone to the floor, then poop on their chest and head
jane did a harley donkey to david and it was smelly!
harley donkey by Mr. Dude June 21, 2004

Harley Davidson 

The most effective machine at turning gas into noise without the side effect of horsepower.
"You hear how loud that Harley Davidson was?"

"So? It's slow, heavy, and can't turn or brake"
Harley Davidson by Sondebeech April 15, 2010