Harbor freight
When you walk into a harbor freight store the smell of Chinese knockoff plastic will nock you off your feet.
Harbor freight by deez nuts 359021 May 10, 2018
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Harbor Freight
The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.
I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.
Harbor Freight by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021
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Harbor freighting by anonymous April 1, 2023
harbor fright
Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".
My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.
harbor fright by QuacksO November 2, 2023
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