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harbor freight 

The adult/handyman/DIY'ers equivalent to a candy store.
On weekends I love to wander the aisles at Harbor Freight.

Harbor Freight 

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.
I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.
Harbor Freight by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

Harbor freighting

When a harbor freight tool starts to break because you used it more than twice.
Yo my tool is harbor freighting it's bent at a 90 degree angle.
Harbor freighting by anonymous April 1, 2023

harbor fright 

Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".
My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.
harbor fright by QuacksO November 2, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026