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Harbooger
When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!
Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!
Harbooger by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016
Related Words
Harabo • harabouttabagg • haribo • Harborfields • hardboiled eggs • harab • Harbor Springs • harbour • haribol • Harbo
Pearl Harbor
GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
Pearl Harbor by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears
The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
Harbowl
The 47th Superbowl. Nicknamed such because brothers Jim and John Harbaugh coach the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens respectively.
Halifax Harbosis
A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.
Halifax Harbosis by anonymous November 13, 2020
safety harbor middle school
a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
safety harbor middle school by 🙈💅🏼✨😎😚🌈👁👄👁 May 29, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"