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happyjacking 

A bottom who combines receptive bareback anal sex with receptive fisting (either before or after). An underground slang of Sacramento origin.
That happyjack woke up sore because he's been happyjacking all night with Jim.
happyjacking by redbook December 12, 2008

happy-making 

Anything that makes a person happy. It can be an event, a person, a thing, etc.
"I had so much fun with my friends last night. It was so happy-making."
happy-making by Happy<3 January 19, 2008

happymealing 

(ns slang) Devouring a marine as an onos
"You got happymealed"
happymealing by Beast August 31, 2003

Haymaking 

In the home, it involves wearing an unwashed rugby jersey to burn food into a frying pan while listening to heartbreak songs. Filling the house with repugnant body odour and flakes after avoiding body wash. Then letting your bowls explode into the toilet after breaking the seat.

Outside the home, it involves constant snap chatting, hoarding information, gloating, sharting.

If any friends shows these characteristics, they are making hay.
Shes been haymaking all day
Haymaking by Big daddy Rod 999 December 17, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026