Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019