Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.
Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!
by jlshater October 04, 2011
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Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.
The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.
I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!
by MC_Lambykins January 09, 2019
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