Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"

by Falafelfield December 28, 2005

happy holidays

People really get pissed about this shit?

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...

by a pretty cool person December 24, 2013

happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003

happy holidays

A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.

"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting

by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005

happy holidays

The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life.

Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon!
Joe: Uh Merry Christmas?
George:There, now Jesus loves you again.

by Shizzlator December 19, 2005

happy holidays

"Happy Holidays!" is not a politically correct way of waging War on Christmas. Absolutely not. It's an abbreviation. A time-saver. In the words of John Stewart, "Now I suppose you could say have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, but you probably have SHIT TO DO."

"Oh, hey! Gotta' run or I'll miss my bus. Happy holidays!"

by canonlibel December 28, 2008

Happy Holidays with Hitler

Enjoy watching WW2 movies

Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"

by shonny September 8, 2007