Happy Handy

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.

Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!

by cianmo June 29, 2011

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at the retard with that happy hand

by woeiutgahsldg June 15, 2011

happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at that retard with a happy hand

by lilswisshomie December 9, 2011

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

the happy right hand of god

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

by ttbilllets May 22, 2006

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 24, 2022