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Happy Dragon 

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The Happy Dragon is when a guy ejaculates into someone elses mouth, and then immediately tickles that person so that they snort the cum out their nose when they laugh.
My girlfriend complains that the Happy Dragon is starting to burn her nose.
Happy Dragon by sefirom March 29, 2005
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Happy Dragon 

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Similar to an angry dragon.

While getting a girl from behind, when you feel you are about to cum, you spin your partner around, jam your cock down her throat, and make her laugh uncontrollably. You release as she is laughing, causing the ejaculate to pour from her nostrils.

It is said that performing this act will bring you good luck for several years.
"I just found a $20."
"You finally pulled a 'happy dragon' didn't you?"
"Last night."
Happy Dragon by The SF Crew June 15, 2008
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Happy Dragon • happy • happy meal • happy trail • happy slap • happy birthday • happy feet • Happy Hardcore • happy tree friends • happy hour

Happy Dragon 

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During a blowjob, when a guy ejaculates so hard/has a lot of jizz it shoots out of the woman's nose. Here, the woman's head isn't held like an Angry Dragon- it just happens.
Man, I came so hard that it shot out of her nose! I wasn't even holding her head down... she was like a Happy Dragon!
Happy Dragon by tintheg April 13, 2006
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Happy Dragon 

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When getting titty fucked, and the male ejaculates in your nostrils, blocking your nasal passages, making a loud "thwap " sound, so when you giggle it sounds like you have CHF.
In the crew lounge the other day, Candace was telling us about her latest Happy Dragon
Happy Dragon by GangstaMedic69 June 16, 2017
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