hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.

So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"