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Handbird 

1. Using something you already have rather than risk losing it by seeking a better option.

2. Taking an opportunity as it presents itself rather than taking the risk of waiting for a better one.

Derived from the phrase, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
I'm going to handbird these winnings, before I totally blow it.

I'm going handbird this job offer even though it isn't exactly what I want.
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Handbridge 

When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.
"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB
Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009
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