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hand sauce 

male ejaculate; semen

Can also be used as a verb
"Yo dawg, sorry I couldn't text you back, I was making hand sauce."

"We were playin' Rocket League the other night and were just hand saucing the fuck out of those nerds."
hand sauce by Shrekkin' Nerds August 21, 2015

hand sauce 

The slowly-built-up brownish filth that accumulates on items that come in contact with many different dirty fingers. Commonly found on that nasty 10-year-old keyboard you have to use at work, public restrooms, remote controls, etc. Source: overheard in local conversation
"I ain't touchin that nasty-ass mouse of yours until you clean that hand sauce off of it"
hand sauce by jake5443 March 18, 2006

Hand toss man sauce 

Gord: Anton, what are you doing this weekend?
Anton: Making some hand toss man sauce.

Hardsauce 

1. If something unexpectedly turns out to be pretty tight.
2. It turns out to be good news.

a). "Ay yo, Tyrone was hollin' at dat bitch last night and scored dat shit"
"Hardsauce!"
b).
Keyshawn: "Kelechi's mom's a straight MILF yo!"

Carmello: "Man, that shit's hardsauce."

Rayqwan: "Ay man, fa sho, I'd tap dat.

Kelechi: "That's weak man. Real weak."


Hardsauce by RAY JONES October 8, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026