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Hand Jibber 

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
Hand Jibber by Nsla April 10, 2015

hand jibber 

Slang for Hand job (where a girl jacks a guy off)
Hariot Tubman gave me a hand jibber under the table
hand jibber by Krug August 28, 2006

Hand Jibber 

Starting out as a simple handjob, spitting on the mans dick and just as he is getting ready to cum, you smack the tip as hard as you can, sending the cum back into the penis and then squeezed out with a little blood
Person1: I enjoy being in pain when pleasured

Person2: well my buddy Raine will give you a nice Hand Jibber.
Hand Jibber by CatDisc October 2, 2014

Hand-Jibber 

A Hand-Jibber is another way of saying Hand Job- the act of a women useingher hands to manipulate her male partner/ partners (partners see-"gang-bang", also see "typical sorority girl night out") penis in order to stimulate him/ them to climax. Levels of Hand-jibbers

Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.

Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.

Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.

*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Me-"Yo last night Maggy gave me the best level 3 Hand-Jibber"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
Hand-Jibber by Jekyllnhyde March 9, 2012

hand jobber 

Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages
Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.
hand jobber by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010

butt puppy hand jobber 

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha