Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg February 24, 2011

hand deliver

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

by gary_username February 13, 2014

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson April 16, 2006

Hand Deliver

Handle Your Own Business

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.

by Handprint February 14, 2014