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Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.
Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"
Hammer Storm by Cucha February 5, 2010

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom 

Idk.... uh... errmmm... what the... spruce?
Xinlker kerblre "Bro, my foe-head so larg, just like Thomas Gage Hammerstrom."

Trevor Davis "EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME."

Hammerstorm 

1. Heros of newerth charcter
2. the only thing that can go toe-to-toe with Chuck norris
BITCH U GOT HAMMERSTORMED

omg they have chuck norris, well we have hammerstorm

chuck norris can walk though land, but hammerstorm and swim through chuck norris

hammerstorm doesn't get wet the water get HAMMERSTORMED.
Hammerstorm by Pathfinderz September 8, 2009

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom 

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac
waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026