Hammer Bag 

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.

Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.

Hammer Bag by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006

Honey Bag and Hammer Move 

Alternative double penetration move.

When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.

My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.

Honey Bag and Hammer Move by Space October 13, 2004

Speed Bag Hammers 

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

Speed Bag Hammers by ACII August 1, 2010

dumb as a bag of hammers 

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

dumb as a bag of hammers by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

dumber than a bag of hammers 

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

dumber than a bag of hammers by rammymolnar May 14, 2020

bag 'o' hammers 

used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.

Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.

bag 'o' hammers by pedro1 February 7, 2007

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS 

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS by NETTLES August 28, 2007