Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.

Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.

Hamburger Ring by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

hamburgering 

when you stick hamburgers into random peoples mail boxes.

megan: kayla, what did you get in the mail today?
kayla: a steeming hot hamburger!! :] i think someone is hamburgering me

hamburgering by kool-whip June 7, 2009

Hamburgering 

Hambergering is like spooning

you give someone a hamburger
instead of a spoon

(person1)-im hamburgering you
(person2)- no give it to someone else

Hamburgering by pizacone October 3, 2019

Hamburgering 

An attempt to egg an enemy's house and running out of eggs, thus in turn using gummi krabby patties(which don't stick quite as well)

Every halloween, my friends and I go HAMBURGERING.

Hamburgering by Hammey likes cookies (YUUUUMM) July 8, 2009

Hamburgering 

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.

" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"

Hamburgering by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022