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To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.
I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.
by dozza909 January 16, 2012
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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