Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

Ham Bone

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone

Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone

by Dizzy February 06, 2004

Ham boning

When you are just fucking the shit out of some ham

Damn jack, during thanksgiving I was ham boning the shit out of the ham

by Someone u hate December 04, 2019

Ham Bone

One who you are extremely gay for.

Man, im so ham boned for that guy.

by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010

Ham Bone

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.

Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.

by George Schwanz October 25, 2011

breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.

I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

Get my Ham Bone Boiled

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.

Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well

by midnightmodder November 22, 2020