Halpsing

Halpsing: when an animal typically a pet is participating in an activity that requires 0 help from said animal.

The cats were halpsing the plumber today

Halpsing by ExactThunder July 8, 2026

Halping 

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

Halping by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

Hallsing it up 

A term used for when one has a sore throat, and ingests Halls to make them feel better.

In preperation for my solo in choir today, ive been hallsing it up non stop.

Hallsing it up by geniussinger November 29, 2010

Halsing 

Weraing a hals in the russetid is named halsing.

«I’d ratter die halsing than not hals at all?»

Halsing by Togsmoke May 28, 2021