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Halo nerds 

People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.
Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!
Halo nerds by Oz January 20, 2005
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Halo nerd 

One who plays Halo 2 online for hours on end in an attempt to improve their rank. These people generally suck at life so they hide away from the real world and talk shit to people over their mic to make them feel big because they know they cant get their ass kicked. and they regard everyone who doesnt waste their every waking hour playing halo as a "n00b". These people clearly take videogames way too seriously.
halo nerd: OMFG I FUCKIN PWNED U! I RAPED U SO BAD U SUCK BIG COCK U BITCH! U SUCK I CANT BELIEVE U COULDNT FIND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER YOU N00B ITS SO OBVIOUS U DUMBASS!
me: look at yourself son. you play videogames 14 hours a day, your only friends are on on your xbox live friends list, and your body has deteriorated into a white pastey substance. was it really all worth it just so you can piss off a few people who just wanted to play a few friendly games and have fun?
halo nerd:.......................I PWNED U SO BAD!!!
Halo nerd by mo' June 27, 2005
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