Halo nerd

One who plays Halo 2 online for hours on end in an attempt to improve their rank. These people generally suck at life so they hide away from the real world and talk shit to people over their mic to make them feel big because they know they cant get their ass kicked. and they regard everyone who doesnt waste their every waking hour playing halo as a "n00b". These people clearly take videogames way too seriously.

halo nerd: OMFG I FUCKIN PWNED U! I RAPED U SO BAD U SUCK BIG COCK U BITCH! U SUCK I CANT BELIEVE U COULDNT FIND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER YOU N00B ITS SO OBVIOUS U DUMBASS!
me: look at yourself son. you play videogames 14 hours a day, your only friends are on on your xbox live friends list, and your body has deteriorated into a white pastey substance. was it really all worth it just so you can piss off a few people who just wanted to play a few friendly games and have fun?
halo nerd:.......................I PWNED U SO BAD!!!

Halo nerd by mo' June 27, 2005

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Halo 3 Nerd

One who plays Halo 3 on Xbox Live so much they feel the need to have sex with their Xbox 360 console. Though the majority of the group are cocky, horny 12 year olds, another great majority are people you interact with every day.

Man that kid's got 25 kills... What a fuckin' Halo 3 Nerd!

Halo 3 Nerd by antihalo3nerd69 July 3, 2009

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Halo nerds

People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.

Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!

Halo nerds by Oz January 20, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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