The most sexy boy you will ever meet. He's the best boyfriend! He's the perfect boy to talk about everything you want. He's always cute and nice to everyone.
A: Do you have a boyfriend?
J: Yes, I have a hallyson.
A: Omg. Reallllyyyy?!!?
J: yeah, he's so perfect and he' only mine!
A: oowww.... thats so cute
a girl that is pretty, talented and loves to party. She calls people out on their lies and owns her sass. A Hollyson is someone that you dont wannna mess with cause she can and will kill you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.