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Halg
(Noun)

On a basic level, a "halg" is a break in a conversation that is being held over MSN. The length of a "halg" depends on circumstances, time of day and the people involved in the conversation.

The origins of this word have been much discussed by MSN professionals but many trace it back to Baron Von Halgenrust who used MSN while tending to his large fields of bee hives. The needs of the bees were so frequent that he could not engage in an online conversation for long and as such, used many a "halg" to keep his friends interested while gathering honey.
(Over MSN only)

Foe: so lol bout the last one
Cougzie: yeah, that was nice
Foe: oh hold on a halg
Cougzie: phone
Foe: no problems!
Halg by Foe/Cougzie August 12, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Definition:
(verb / noun)
To pause, glitch, or freeze — especially in awkward or stressful moments. It’s like “lag,” but for people. Emotional, mental, or verbal buffering.
Examples:
• “Bro halged in front of the whole class. Brain just shut down.”
• “I halged when she smiled at me. Couldn't say a word.”
• “It was just a little halg — I’m back now.”
Halg by Magnus Exceptionalis July 29, 2025
i don't know... what IS a halgh?
"halgh? what the fuck is a halgh, you tosser?"
halgh by aisling December 14, 2004

Halgivmas 

The time of year where stores have Halloween, Thanksgiving, AND Christmas items on sale all at the same time.
I just went into Target yesterday and the Halgivmas items took up half of the store.
Halgivmas by LoKa320 January 14, 2009

halgankii dhulbahante 

halgankii dhulbahante refers to the darawiish struggle
thats the halgankii dhulbahante

halganka dhulbahante 

halganka dhulbahante refers to the darawiish period
its halganka dhulbahante
halganka dhulbahante by khatumo October 29, 2020

halganka darawiish 

Halganka darawiish is any endeavour pursued by dhulbahante
thats halganka darawiish at work
halganka darawiish by khatumo November 3, 2020
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