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Halfway Friend 

Someone who is only your friend when they want to be. They only come around if they need something from you, but if they don't need you for anything, they act like they don't know you.
Michael only wants to hang out with me because all his other friends are busy. I haven't talked to his ass in 5 years. He's a fucking Halfway Friend.
Halfway Friend by DJ JR5 August 23, 2011
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hallway friend 

Someone you know from one of your classes that you get along with, but arent really friends with. You would never hang out with them in public, but you dont mind talking to them in class and waving to them in the hallway when you see them. As shallow as this may sound, we all have at least one hallway friend.
Girl 1: Hey were going to the beach this weekend. Wanna come?

Girl 2: Fer sure.

Girl 1: You can invite your friend Jane if you want.

Girl 2: No way! I only know her because she was in my physics class. Shes just a hallway friend.
hallway friend by wellokiguess March 28, 2010

Hallway Hello Friend

Someone you know who isn't really your friend, but who you say hello to when you see them pass by. This term usually defines someone who you don't really know that well or who you don't really hang out with, but is someone who you would greet in passing.
Person 1: "Kelly Smith. Do you know her?"
Person 2: "Sorta. She was more of a hallway hello friend"

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026