A coastal town 25 miles south of San Francisco. There's nothing to do there. If you can't drive you're screwed. There are many stoners, intellectuals, artists, and also a substantial immigrant community. There's not much for young people to do besides weed, unless you like chillin at coffee shops or surfing. Half Moon Bay is also known for the Mavericks surf competition & annual pumpkin festival.
Tourist: Wow, Half Moon Bay is a really nice town, their scenery is wonderful. I always buy my pumpkins there. Odwalla headquarters is in Half Moon Bay.
Young Person: Let's go surfing! or Let's get baked! or I need to get out of Half Moon Bay, there's nothing to fucking do here! or I'm so lonely! or Let's get Tres!
Cop: Have you been smoking Marijuana?
Young Person: Let's go surfing! or Let's get baked! or I need to get out of Half Moon Bay, there's nothing to fucking do here! or I'm so lonely! or Let's get Tres!
Cop: Have you been smoking Marijuana?
by lolzomg December 22, 2009
Small Town In Northern California....The two most known Gangs Are CSL (Coast Side Locos) a sureno Gang & the MLN ( Media Luna Nortenos) a norteno gang..HMB is Known For it's Chronic Bud And Mavericks... a small town that gets Down
If ur In Half Moon Bay Don't Ever Park ur car In Lil Mexico Cuz ur shit will get jacked..and Never wear Red In Moonridge Cuz niggas are known for starting shit
by Moon Town August 6, 2009
This lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide
between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.
between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.
Southside is in Half Moon Bay.
by 650ss. June 24, 2011
a small town south of san francisco. half moon bay is known as hmb, media luna, and moon town. hmb is known for the pumkin fest and dream machines. hmb is also known for the good ass bub they got and the two gangs csl(coast side locos) and mln(media luna nortenos). the nortenos are not weak like the scraps(sureno), the nortenos dont try to start fights with minors, they fight with people there own age.
u here about the fight n moon ridge last nite the scraps fucken lost or man the pumkin fest and dream machines was really cool.man half moon bay is crazy those nortenos dont play.
by hmbcoastside April 23, 2010
A school with tons of stoners, rednecks, athletes, beaners, anime nerds, thugs n shit. Not that many niggas or asianos. 2018-19 football team is crap, used to be "undefeated" until Terra Nova whooped our ass. The teachers are ok i guess, i mean some are better than others. There arent that many real gangstas, just fools that dress in black all the time pretend they perpetrating. (Most crap themselves when threaten with a mere fight lol, they tend to hang with the cops in some youth program or sum shit) Most come from the Moonridge projects down south.
I went to Half Moon Bay High School before saying fuck it and going to Skyline Community College. Anyways that'll be $5 for the bj.
by OldSchoolFool January 7, 2019
Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.
Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(
People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol
The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol
There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(
People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol
The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol
There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 23, 2023