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Hairy Sandwich 

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub
damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

hair sandwich 

A bushy vaginal area with two pieces of bread sanwiched around it.
Lucas: Giving Meagan kisses all day long is as enjoyable as a hair sandwich.

ball hair sandwich

a delicacy consisting of male pubic hairs (generally from the testicles) and often some viscous substance such as peanut butter to maintain its form placed between two slices of bread for eating purposes.
mmmm...mmmm...this ball hair sandwich is delectable. first prize!

hair sandwich 

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt
i gave julie the hair sandwich

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.
Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026