Hairy Sandwich

A fat older lady's hairy vagina, aka "Hairy Sandwich"

"Aawww dude I bet that lady's got a serious Hairy Sandwich goin on"

by Zacharachy July 8, 2018

Hairy Sandwich

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub

damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

by Mastah Snatcha June 11, 2011

hair sandwich

A bushy vaginal area with two pieces of bread sanwiched around it.

Lucas: Giving Meagan kisses all day long is as enjoyable as a hair sandwich.

by Robby the Stockfish October 1, 2006

ball hair sandwich

a delicacy consisting of male pubic hairs (generally from the testicles) and often some viscous substance such as peanut butter to maintain its form placed between two slices of bread for eating purposes.

mmmm...mmmm...this ball hair sandwich is delectable. first prize!

by Sir Beastalot May 26, 2006

hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.

Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

by wijoo666 July 11, 2010