Hairy Omelette 

When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.

Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.

Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.

Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.

Hairy Omelette by dsm2 November 24, 2013

Hair Omelette 

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

Hair Omelette by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011