hairy goat 

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with

hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Hairy Goat 

While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.

Emily gave Pouyan and really dirty hairy goat and accidently ripped off his penis.

Hairy Goat by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011

Old lady goat hair 

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

Old lady goat hair by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

goat hairs 

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

goat hairs by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

Goat Hair 

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

Goat Hair by Big and Weird May 30, 2021