hairy goat

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with

by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Hairy Goat

While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.

Emily gave Pouyan and really dirty hairy goat and accidently ripped off his penis.

by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010

Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

by samyooell March 20, 2011

Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021