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Hairy Goat 

While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.
Emily gave Pouyan and really dirty hairy goat and accidently ripped off his penis.
Hairy Goat by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.
Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.
Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011

Old lady goat hair 

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

goat hairs 

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.
I fucking hate goat hairs man.
goat hairs by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

Goat Hair 

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.
Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.
Goat Hair by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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