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Hairy Ball

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Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.
You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball
Hairy Ball by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019
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Hairy ball sack 

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A ball sack with loads amount of hair on it.
Usually someone with dark curly brown hair has a hairy ball sack.
Young boys tend to question their newly formed hairy ball sacks'.
"I saw Danny's hairy ball sack yesterday."
"Those who cannot teach, grow hair."
Hairy ball sack by Weinuh Tunes October 23, 2005
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fortnite hairy ball porn 

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jackson: hey fred can we go on your computer and watch fortnite hairy ball porn in hd quality?
fred: what the fuck
fortnite hairy ball porn by judec June 24, 2023
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Hairy bowling ball 

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A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?
Hairy bowling ball by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021
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my hairy balls 

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they are my balls, and they are hairy
i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls
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Sucks hairy balls 

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When something majorly sucks.
God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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