Hair raped

When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest

Dan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck happened to your hair man. it looks like u took a fucking lawnmower to it
Tim: i wish man, the lady at great clips hair raped me

by Livingliberal March 05, 2009

Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.

Dude, Jim just got hair raped!

by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 07, 2011

Hair Rape

When someone play with or touches your hair without your consent.

Me: Mom! Stop playing with my hair!!!! You just hair raped me!

by RapperChick January 17, 2013

hair rape

The act of gaining some sort of element of surprise, and then unexpectly messing up a person's hair with one's hands.

Joe: I hair raped James the other day!
Dan: Dude, I hope you didnt get gel on your hands!

by Jamesy1234 October 12, 2007

hair rape

pleasuring someone with the ends or tips of ones hair on their neck and/or jaw line.

Me: Rape me Nick!!!
Nick: fiiinneee...
*hair rapes*

by elloLA December 23, 2009

Hair Rape

Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.

"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."

by gabrielVI August 11, 2013

Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010