Hair Braided 

Code word that means (head, Blow job) that hoes (whores) use when they are trying to fool the person they are talking to.

Gurl I braided his hair last night. Thought I'd need my stomach pumped.

Hey babe, I'm going to Kim's house, her hubby wants his hair braided

damn it's been a minute since my head been braided real good

Hair Braided by Raybudd August 11, 2010

hair brained scheme 

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.

Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.

hair brained scheme by armaniGT October 13, 2006

ass hair braider 

-Insult- One who likes to braid their own ass hair or braids anothers ass hair.

Yo motherfucker your an ass hair braider

ass hair braider by Serial March 11, 2004

hairbrained 

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

HAIRBRAIDER 

SOMEONE WHO BRAiiDS YOUR HAiiR N AFTA WORDS D3Y DO WAT D3Y DO LLZ

ZiiG ZAG, STRAiiGHT BACK DOiiN Mii HAIRBRAIDER

HAIRBRAIDER by iiFR3AKiiN LUV PLiI3S November 4, 2008