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The act of pleasuring oneself with an eating utensil while repeatedly saying Ohh... Hagan (pronounced Oh.. Hey! Gun?) Rolling on the floor increases the pleasures. Beginners start with spoons, then sporks, forks and then knives. The traditional time for pulling an O'Hagan is 11:18 pm and can be done alone or with others.

Also can be used as a scale of greatness, on a scale of one to O'Hagan.
Timmy: Dude, I've got ten minutes before econ, do you think I can pull an O'Hagan before class?
Clarence: Pssh! Of course, there's always time for an O'Hagan!!

Frederico: Yo, how was that party last night?
Salvador: It was totally O'Hagan!!!
Frederico: Sweet...wanna go bang some girls?
Salvador: Sorry, it's almost 11:18 and you know what that means.
Frederico: I almost forgot! Good thing I have my spork.
Salvador: Ha! Amateur...I've got my trusty fork.
Fredrico and Salvador: OOOHHHHHH Hagan! OHHHHHHHHHHHH Hagan! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAGAN!!!!!!
Frederico: Not so fast Salvador...

Sofia: Have you met the new girl yet?
Delila: Yeah, the one with brown hair?
Sofia: Yeah!! I hear she's into some kinky stuff...
Delila: Haha, like what?
Sofia: I hear she's into O'Hagan...
Delila: Oh... I've always wanted to try that, but I hear it can get pretty wild...
O'Hagan by Jeffe Bereltaz November 30, 2006

hahah, n o 

ha ha ha, n o a n s e w r f o r u
person A: can we do insert thing
person B: hahah, n o

haha-oking 

Putting an end to an SMS conversation especially if your interlocutor is a last texter. Usually it is very hard to respond to such an answer.
Sarah: nat is such a bitch! do u know what she did last night?? i hate her so much!!
Jimmy: haha ok
Sarah: You always try to abort our conversations prematurely... Stop haha-oking me!
Jimmy: haha ok
haha-oking by 4p£x October 17, 2010

hahanoobie 

When you are playing against a noob you say that.
You are really easy hahanoobie.
hahanoobie by tyfghjg December 6, 2019
a term that i luv, said to mock someone for even THINKING of asking a question.
also rele funny on the sayer's behalf when said to a particularly ignorant person.
(me,listening to ipod during VAR)
misha: omg like what are you listening to?! omg can i hear it too? but not if its like greenday cos their like... weird. way weirder than you.. but your not very weird.. so can i listen? *massive grin on her face, laughing*
me: (same stupid laugh as misha) haha no. :|
haha no by i have a name now? September 21, 2006

haha yes ok balls yes 

that means real balls or idk XD
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