O'Hagan

The act of pleasuring oneself with an eating utensil while repeatedly saying Ohh... Hagan (pronounced Oh.. Hey! Gun?) Rolling on the floor increases the pleasures. Beginners start with spoons, then sporks, forks and then knives. The traditional time for pulling an O'Hagan is 11:18 pm and can be done alone or with others.

Also can be used as a scale of greatness, on a scale of one to O'Hagan.

Timmy: Dude, I've got ten minutes before econ, do you think I can pull an O'Hagan before class?
Clarence: Pssh! Of course, there's always time for an O'Hagan!!

Frederico: Yo, how was that party last night?
Salvador: It was totally O'Hagan!!!
Frederico: Sweet...wanna go bang some girls?
Salvador: Sorry, it's almost 11:18 and you know what that means.
Frederico: I almost forgot! Good thing I have my spork.
Salvador: Ha! Amateur...I've got my trusty fork.
Fredrico and Salvador: OOOHHHHHH Hagan! OHHHHHHHHHHHH Hagan! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAGAN!!!!!!
Frederico: Not so fast Salvador...

Sofia: Have you met the new girl yet?
Delila: Yeah, the one with brown hair?
Sofia: Yeah!! I hear she's into some kinky stuff...
Delila: Haha, like what?
Sofia: I hear she's into O'Hagan...
Delila: Oh... I've always wanted to try that, but I hear it can get pretty wild...

O'Hagan by Jeffe Bereltaz November 30, 2006

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Hahan o

Similar to Hahay es, but has the opposite effect and makes the meme stupid and unfunny.

HahaEdgyMemes: *wot you think mate*
You: Hahan o
HahaEdgyMemes: *Banned for being gay and unfunny*

Hahan o by BlueCatMage65 February 6, 2019

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Shea ohagan

A shea o hagan is a living organism indescribable :)

“hey should we go and knock for shea ohagan” “YES! I love that thing”

Shea ohagan by Thelittlepeiceofplum March 9, 2021

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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