Hagqueefa
Another name for the popstar formerly known as Madonna. Put old hag and queef together and you get Hagqueefa.
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Harqueefa
A harqueefa is when you’re sitting on your man’s butt giving him a back massage and he accidentally farts it goes right up into your pussy.
“My girl was giving me a back massage last night and I accidentally Harqueefa’d her.”
“Dude. You don’t shit where you eat.”
“Dude. You don’t shit where you eat.”