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Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
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The commonly accepted abreviation for Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
A popular Japanese anime following the adventure of two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric who commit the ultimate taboo of trying to revive their dead mother with alchemy. The transmutation fails, resulting in the loss of Ed's left leg and right arm, and Al's entire body. The two set out (Ed now equiped with prosthetic limbs and Al now merely a soul housed in a suit of armor)in search of the legendary Philosopher's Stone in the hopes of restoring their bodies to normal.

See also: Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist
The Hagaren fandom has spawned some of the best fan crack around; why, just look at Lightbulb!Envy. (see lightbulb)
Hagaren by Firien May 13, 2005

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
An abbreviation of the Japanese manga and animé, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, also known as Fullmetal Alchemist. Used by fans along with the abbreviation FMA.
Hagaren is a freaking awesome show.
hagaren by kagomesdogmn May 13, 2005

sammy hagar 

Sammy Hagar is the Red Rocker who was thr front man for numerous bands such as: The Fabulous Castiles, Montrose, HSAS, Van Halen, Los Tres Gusanos. Not to mention his initial solo tours and now he plays with the Waboritas.

Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.

The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
Sammy Hagar fuckin kicks ass!!!!

Sammy Hagar 

Awesome former frontman of Van Halen, and writer of the best song in the world, "Poundcake."
Sarah Palin was likely the inspiration behind the Van Halen song Poundcake, which was written by Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar by Ernie Cat-Face May 25, 2010
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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