First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010
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The commonly accepted abreviation for Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
A popular Japanese anime following the adventure of two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric who commit the ultimate taboo of trying to revive their dead mother with alchemy. The transmutation fails, resulting in the loss of Ed's left leg and right arm, and Al's entire body. The two set out (Ed now equiped with prosthetic limbs and Al now merely a soul housed in a suit of armor)in search of the legendary Philosopher's Stone in the hopes of restoring their bodies to normal.
See also: Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist
A popular Japanese anime following the adventure of two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric who commit the ultimate taboo of trying to revive their dead mother with alchemy. The transmutation fails, resulting in the loss of Ed's left leg and right arm, and Al's entire body. The two set out (Ed now equiped with prosthetic limbs and Al now merely a soul housed in a suit of armor)in search of the legendary Philosopher's Stone in the hopes of restoring their bodies to normal.
See also: Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist
The Hagaren fandom has spawned some of the best fan crack around; why, just look at Lightbulb!Envy. (see lightbulb)
by Firien May 13, 2005
Get the Hagaren mug.First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox
A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox
Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox
Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010
Get the The Sammy Hagar Paradox mug.An abbreviation of the Japanese manga and animé, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, also known as Fullmetal Alchemist. Used by fans along with the abbreviation FMA.
Hagaren is a freaking awesome show.
by kagomesdogmn May 13, 2005
Get the hagaren mug.Sammy Hagar is the Red Rocker who was thr front man for numerous bands such as: The Fabulous Castiles, Montrose, HSAS, Van Halen, Los Tres Gusanos. Not to mention his initial solo tours and now he plays with the Waboritas.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
by Aaron "Peter Draggin" Las Vegas June 11, 2006
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by Ernie Cat-Face May 25, 2010
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