Had Off

British informal,
Verb,

1. To be conned/tricked/ripped off,

2. To have something stolen,
3. The act of sexual intercourse,
(also to "Have Off", present tense)

1. "This product is fake, I've been had off"
2. "I left my bike outside, and the guy had off with it"
3. "He's had it off with my wife, but I've been having it off with his"

Had Off by OneTimePad May 28, 2018

Had Off

To be beaten usually in an argument which involves comebacks.
To be made a fool of

Jerk - "Yo mommas so fat..."
*No laughs*
Cool guy - "Fuck you bitch!"
Cool guys friend - "You just got had off Jerk!"

Had Off by Callum S June 24, 2008

Had off

Stolen.

To have something taken without your permssion and without intent to return in.

"Tony's car got had off last night"
"Someone broke into my house, my TV got had off"

Had off, stolen

Had off by Sha101 August 7, 2009

I had one but the wheels fell off 

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

I had one but the wheels fell off by weavile22 December 27, 2010

Hadoff 

Used instead of 'Ripped' or 'Merked'

You said you were better than me, i beat you, HADOFF!

Hadoff by Mikey Rigby December 23, 2008