Habib's

store in the middle of the hood where you go t get blunts cigarretes malt liquor candy food soda other things usually operated by somebody of middle eastern origin ,ahabib

hey Ray Ray I gotta go to habib's to get blunts and a 40 oz

by Jayjay 69420 May 30, 2006

Habib slap

This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then

t-bagging her to claim your victory

Person 4: your so god damn annoying

Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog

Person 2: tag team ?

Person 1: ohhhh it’s on

Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol

Person 5: *screams loudly*

by Womper stomper February 22, 2022

habibi's revenge

The extreme GI distress following consumption of improperly prepared middle eastern food. Similar to Montezuma's revenge, but centered around the hate for western culture instead of colonization.

Last deployment "habibi's revenge" had me in medical for 3 weeks after I had a street kebab and Chai.

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 1, 2024

habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.

I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024

mankind’s bad habit

The gayest entity around
fuck marry kill but real

Idk it’s a name just. Use it as a name bitch.
HABIT: I’m mankind’s bad habit!
Eddie: dork.

by MiskatonicArkham November 24, 2021

Sam Habib

Sam Habib is a term used to refer to someone who is late for the first two weeks of school

Did you hear? That mf was 2 weeks late to the first day of school, what a Sam Habib

by _Pluh September 27, 2023

screaming habib

A sexual act involving the anus that makes you sound like a screaming Arab.

We were doing it doggystyle and then I went for the screaming habib and she was all like, Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai!

by Jessnerch December 9, 2008