by Fandango420 July 11, 2020
When u shit in ur girls mouth then nut, then u swirl it wit ur toes to make hummus for crackers at the nursing home
by Jspitaa April 23, 2021
Josh:”I really want some hummus right now.”
Toby:”you mean the dip?”
Josh:”no i mean gay sex…maybe with you 🤤”
Toby:”you mean the dip?”
Josh:”no i mean gay sex…maybe with you 🤤”
by L+E hoe June 29, 2022
Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.
by Poppage September 23, 2010
guy 1 "hey have you seen my hummus?"
guy 2 "no but i think that your mom put it up her rectal crack"
guy 1 "bro your mom jokes arent funny"
guy 2 "its not a joke???"
mom "do you guys have any hummus?"
guy 1 "no"
guy 2 "i can give some ;)"
mom *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*guy 2 and mom go into bedroom*
mom "stick your carrot in to my vagane"
guy 2 "your vagane smells like hummus"
*sticks pee pee in vagane*
mom "UUH give me your HUMMUS UHH"
guy 2 "mmm im HUMMUSING"
guy 1 *walks in*
guy 1 *joins*
mom "SON?!?!"
guy 1 *sticks peen in her mouth*
guy 1 "IM GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY HUMMUS"
mom "uhh your ween is so much bigger than your dads uhh"
guy 1 and guy 2 *simoustanely hummuses* "UUHHH"
mom "oh no.. theres is so much hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
mom *licks the hummus up*
guy 1 and guy 2 "we're not done yet"
mom "what?"
guy 2 *takes moms shirt of revealing her massive melons*
mom "i dont want to do this anymore"
guy 2 *takes out shotgun* "if you dont your gonna die"
mom *cries*
guy 1 and guy 2 *sticks pee pees in mothers melons*
guy 1 and guy 2 *hummuses again*
mom "are you done yet?"
guy 1 and guy 2 "yes but theyre not"
*reveals all the boys*
all the boys (age 7-12) "WE HEARD YOU WANTED SOME HUMMUS"
mom "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just the way i like my boys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
all the boys *stick wee wee's in side all holes*
THE END
guy 2 "no but i think that your mom put it up her rectal crack"
guy 1 "bro your mom jokes arent funny"
guy 2 "its not a joke???"
mom "do you guys have any hummus?"
guy 1 "no"
guy 2 "i can give some ;)"
mom *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*guy 2 and mom go into bedroom*
mom "stick your carrot in to my vagane"
guy 2 "your vagane smells like hummus"
*sticks pee pee in vagane*
mom "UUH give me your HUMMUS UHH"
guy 2 "mmm im HUMMUSING"
guy 1 *walks in*
guy 1 *joins*
mom "SON?!?!"
guy 1 *sticks peen in her mouth*
guy 1 "IM GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY HUMMUS"
mom "uhh your ween is so much bigger than your dads uhh"
guy 1 and guy 2 *simoustanely hummuses* "UUHHH"
mom "oh no.. theres is so much hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
mom *licks the hummus up*
guy 1 and guy 2 "we're not done yet"
mom "what?"
guy 2 *takes moms shirt of revealing her massive melons*
mom "i dont want to do this anymore"
guy 2 *takes out shotgun* "if you dont your gonna die"
mom *cries*
guy 1 and guy 2 *sticks pee pees in mothers melons*
guy 1 and guy 2 *hummuses again*
mom "are you done yet?"
guy 1 and guy 2 "yes but theyre not"
*reveals all the boys*
all the boys (age 7-12) "WE HEARD YOU WANTED SOME HUMMUS"
mom "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just the way i like my boys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
all the boys *stick wee wee's in side all holes*
THE END
by hom hom January 16, 2021
by paki_hijabi February 2, 2016
Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. Not to be confused with Hamas , a Palestinian Sunni-Islamist fundamentalist organisation.
by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019