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Hyperthermic Bartholin's Secretions (also known as "hot pussy juice")

A condition wherein vaginal secretions rise to a dangerously high temperature as a result of excessive stimulation. Caution should be taken, especially during oral copulation which may result in dermal trauma about the cunnilinguist's chin or midface.
Abe was performing oral on me and got me so worked up that I showered him with HPJ and he ended up with burns on his chin worse than those you would get from the ejected contents of a boiling-hot pizza roll.
HPJ by MaryTodd1818 November 4, 2021
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Jacinta or better known by melbourne as 'high point jacinta'.. is a very good display of retardedness.


btw
ily cinta :P
an example of this is her everyday life :P HPJ
HPJ by markeyy deee April 7, 2009
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Hyperthermic Bartholin's Secretions (also known as "hot pussy juice").

A condition wherein vaginal secretions rise to a dangerously high temperature as a result of excessive stimulation. Caution should be taken, especially during oral copulation which may result in dermal trauma about the cunnilinguist's chin or midface.
Abe was performing oral on me and got me so worked up that I showered him with HPJ and he ended up with burns on his chin worse than those you would get from the ejected contents of a boiling-hot pizza roll.
HPJ by MaryTodd1818 October 28, 2021

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