Another word used for vagina. Hot pie is a more kinky way to say vagina. The vagina can also be called a pussy, flaps, cunt and gash etc.
I licked your mum's hot pie. It was lovely.
by JamesBrown69 November 16, 2014
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Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole
Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie
by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016
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this is a term of endearmeant given to a tall boy, who calls you a c.p.

hence it is more of a retaliatory term

if u call this person a "hot pie" too many times, and too loosely, you tend to forget their name
be warned

there is also a "hot pie" song, which you would sing in the shower;
'hot pie, hot pie hot hot pie, hot pie, hit pie'

the commas point out the times you should breathe, in between repititions.
hot pie, can u please stroke my hair?

i love you, hot pie.

where are my pants, h.p.?

bye, hot pie!
by natchy August 14, 2006
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A weiner with some applesauce on it.
mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.
by Bad Ass Monkey March 17, 2003
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When you shoot someone, and you fuck their entry wound while the hole is still smoking.
Sara pissed me off so much last night, I just gave her a good old hot lead pie. Looks like she won't be pissing me off anymore.
by Bob Newheart November 28, 2005
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An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.
Man, I made two gallons of hot apple pie last night, and now I'm ready to party it down tonight.
by Bud Man June 15, 2008
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A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.
"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."
by Anaksunaman June 20, 2004
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