HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS

Name: HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS Mug
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When a CENTRAL PLACE FUNCTION with another HOMOSEXUAL committs massive bank fraud along with TELLERS to EFFECT.

This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".

HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022

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