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my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness
Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

Homie's Choice 

When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.
Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney
Homie's Choice by WMOC March 11, 2009

National Suck the homie’s dicks day 

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.
Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

National suck on your homie's balls day 

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)
Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??

Homie’s Law 

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick
1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law
Homie’s Law by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021
homie sonia, homie shit, captain genius

homie ass-shit!

see homie a
homie a + homie s = homie ass shit!
homie s by homie a.s. May 19, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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